kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
yuri of the week
What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?
the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.
but the babies are so very, very cute!)