Favorite Movies: Miss Congeniality (2000)"In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!"
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
IF PANEM WASN’T SO FUCKED UP I BET RUE WOULD GO TO PROM AND HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND SHIT WOW BUT NO SHE HAD TO DIE BYE IM EMOTIONAL
AND KATNISS WOULD BE A HAPPY SMILING GIRL WITH BRAIDED HAIR AND A VIOLIN OR GUITAR OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF A BOW AND ARROW
But peeta would still get abused at home
Well aren’t you a little ray of sunshine
yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why