Friendship at it’s finest
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it
my favorite trope is the ‘place slowly becomes home, people slowly become family’ trope
i dont think anyone understands
he pressed the button and took multiple pictures of himself
not his best angle tbh