nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

sloppy:

F1510021 by Sumeja on Flickr.

sloppy:

F1510021 by Sumeja on Flickr.

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

image

*5 minutes later*

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gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
eggwitch:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

but the babies are so very, very cute!)

eggwitch:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

but the babies are so very, very cute!)